the ruthless cat

meeeeoowwwwwwww!!!!...
Mr.A-"what the heck is it!!!"
Mr.B-"u don't know what happened, a cat stole my underwear"
Mr.A-"but y will she steal that black cotton piece with stale yellow patches near the bum area"
Mr.B-"when did u see those yellow patches on it,....grrrrrr....how do u know that the cat was a she and not a He?"
Mr.A-"damn it!!!.u mean to say I was spying about your  kipp's apparatus boiled unhygienic single window chaddie. Even the girl next door notices it when it is hung in the balcony like a siaram's spacesuit  to be dried without being washed"
Mr.B-"u even keep an eye on that ferocious girl ready to pounce on any dog in the streets.. To hell with  u ....u dog!!!!..u know how much i love that girl.She is so "my types"...
Mr.A-" u mean to say the "doggy types".."
Mr.B-" noooo...but like the "female dogs type"
Mr.A-" cut the topic. Now what will u wear under your  boxers. That was a single piece gifted to u by your grandfather three years ago."
Mr.B-"so sweet of u to remember that.:)..:)...u knew how much I loved that.”
MrA-"  m sorry but this is d wickedest thing to remember in this whole earth. By the way the girl told me that hers 'something' has also been stolen and that a cat is to blame for it.
Mr.B-“You scoundrel when did you meet her. And what is the damn “something” that’s lost.
Mr.A-“Its something like the thing which you lost but worn by the females. She was telling that a cat might have stolen it. I wonder what does the cat does with those wicked “google apps-just good for nothing”.
By the way I know everything u damn ass.!!. I know that the cat in an inebriated state stole the female thing. And to fool it all the cat is you.the mystery of the missing underwear is solved”
Mr.B-“umm how did you configured this . I …I am sorry to have fooled you………..but you know how much i love her. i can do anything for her."
Mr.A-" does anything includes stealing the under**** also.And if yes then you are suffering from a psychiatric disorder.i suppose- 'athazagoraphobia'.".
Mr.B-"Yes i confess!!.....i confess that i could not use mine cuz a single wash would have melted it and i found that you were  yourself not wearing it for the past five years so i couldn't steal yours. but i found that on the next balcony so i stole it"
Mr.A-" that means u have been wearing a **********...isshhhhhhhhh...."
Thus the story of the missing underwear is solved.
lesson learned- if u don't have the basic necessities of life  then try to earn it. but do not steal it"
kyunki " CHORI KARNA PAAP HAI NADI KINARE SAAP HAI"........:D